Related:

• Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
  Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
• Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel
• A safe sperm gathers no defects.
• ORGASMIC CRY -- a sperm wail.
• SUPERSEDE -- Clark Kent's sperm.
• Homer: [sighs] I love you, Marge. Marge: I love you too, Homey.
  Homer: Everything in our lives is finally perfectly balanced....
• FROZEN SPERM -- ice-cold pop.
• SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS -- Merchant's semen.