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• As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
  -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
  Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
  Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
• Marge: Here we sit, enjoying the shade. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!
  Marge: Drink the drink that I have made. Wives: Hey, Marge, and pour the wine!...
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh &l
  yeah>?| Lisa: |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
• Homer: You remember the rules from last year? Ba
  Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
  upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...