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Last Time I Was Stoned, I Tried To Eat An Airport.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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Once I was stoned. -- Corinthians 11:25
I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I ferget.
I **TRIED** to register it!
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
McCoy: "My God, man! I tried to save him! I tried to save him!
I was desperate to save him! He was the last best hope in the universe for peace....
I have tried too in my time to be a philosopher; but I don't know how, cheerfulness was always breaking in.
OLIVER EDWARDS...
I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
I tried reality, but it didn't work.
I do not eat to live. I live to eat.