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• The chance of meeting the right person increases exponentially by how long its been since you've had a bath.
• Demonstrations always crash--the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with the number of people watching.
• The cost of any action increases in direct proportion to the number of approvals required to take it.
• The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.
• Mathematicians do it exponentially!
• Trapped by exponentially decreasing response.
• Compared with everything else in data processing, paper is cheap
  use it. But the value of a report decreases as the number of its pages increases....
• The difficulty of getting anything started increases with the square of the of the number of people involved.
  -- Jim MacGrego...
• The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.