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Laws Are For Other People.
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Laws are for other people.
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Laws of Gardening 1) Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
2) Fanzy gizmos don't work. 3) If nobody uses it, there's a reason....
1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn. 2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
-- Livingston's Laws of Fat Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know each other or not....
And the Other People: Allan Sundry
Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....
No one ever made laws keeping people from making fools of themselves.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Why do the same people who support abortion vote for helmet laws?
It is possible to pass laws that control or place limits on people's behavior, but legislation cannot reform human nature.
Laws cannot change what is in people's hearts and minds....
The biggest hypocrites on gun control are those who live in upscale developments with armed security guards -- and who want to keep other people from having guns to defend themselves.
But what about lower-income people living in high-crime, inner city neighborhoods?...