1. Fat Expands To Fill Any Apparel Worn. 2. A Fat Person Walks In The Middle Of The Hall.

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1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.
-- Livingston's Laws of Fat
Two fat people will walk side by side, whether they know
each other or not.
-- Corollary

Livingston's Laws of Fat: 1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall....
Fat person: Nutritional Overachieve
Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him.
Fat free: no extra charge for the fat.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
fat electrons in the line
Fat heads, lean brains.
Liposuction will destroy your FAT
Reboot it, during a FAT.

1. Fat Expands To Fill Any Apparel Worn. 2. A Fat Person Walks In The Middle Of The Hall.

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