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Lawyers Are Like Nuclear Bombs And PC Clones. Nobody Likes Them, But The Other Guy's Got One, So I Better Get One Too.
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Lawyers are like nuclear bombs and PC clones. Nobody likes them,
but the other guy's got one, so I better get one too.
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Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
-- Hal Hickma...
Opinions are like assholes - everyones got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
Hal Hickma...
Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
Chandler: Alright, so what's it about? Joey: Eggs....
Nobody is one block of harmony. We are all afraid of something, or feel limited in something.
We all need somebody to talk to. It would be good if we talked to each other--not just pitter-patter, but real talk....
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it....