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• Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  -- Hal Hickma...
• Lawyers are like nuclear bombs and PC clones. Nobody likes them, but the other guy's got one, so I better get one too.
• Excuses are like assholes: Everybody has one and they both stink. -- unknow
• The future is like heaven - everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now.
  -- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name", 1961...
• We've got a problem, HAL.
• Much as I'd like to meet a guy who's a male ten," mused the girl, "I'd settle for one who's got a nine.
• My other computer is a HAL 9000!
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....