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Burns: Who Is That Bookworm, Smithers? Smithe
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Burns: Who is that bookworm, Smithers?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? How very strange.
His job description clearly specifies an illiterate!
-- Why is Homer reading on the job? "Mr. Lisa Goes to
Washington"
Related:
Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G. Burns: 7-G?
Good God, who's the safety inspector there? Smithe...
Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
Burns: His name? Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo] Homer Simpson sir, a low-level employee in sector 7G.
Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Homer's Night Ou...
Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
-- Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandme...
Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....
Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....