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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Mayor Bob Farrow said, "Linn needed something to put it on the map....
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  See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!...
• Harris had the beefstead pie between his knees, and was carving it, and George and I were waiting with our plates ready.
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• Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine
  and he is very happy who hath this only....
• On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick tomatoes.
  Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...