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• Nightmare: A bard who plays the accordian.
• Who cares how it plays in Peoria?
• He who plays with self, pulls boner.
• Bart: What do you like about him? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules.
  Lisa+Laura: [wistful sigh] -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and gets mugged on Boardwalk.
• He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.
  -- Boucher's Observatio...
• Boucher's Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music several octaves higher than originally written.
• God is the perfect poet, Who in his person acts his own creations.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Paracelsus, Part ii...
• DRAMATIST, n. One who adapts plays from the French. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary