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• A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Intellectual 'work' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The motto ("In God We Trust") stated a lie. If this nation ever trusted in God, that time has gone by
  for nearly half a century its entire trust has been in the Republican Party and the dollar - mainly the dollar....
• The motto ("In God We Trust") stated a lie. If this nation ever trusted in God, that time has gone by
  for nearly half a century its entire trust has been in the Republican Party and the dollar--mainly the dollar....
• Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...