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• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creature
  but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot....
• Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)