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• Love can do all but raise the Dead. -- Emily Dickenso
• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
• Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
• Of all the agonies of life, that which is most poignant and harrowing- that which for the most time annihilates reason and leaves our whole organization one lacerated
  mangled heart- is the conviction that we have been deceived where we placed all the trust of love....