Christmas Is The Time Of Year When The Ghost Of Jesus Rises Up From The Grave And We Must All Sing Christmas Carols To Lull Him Back To Sleep.

Christmas Is The Time Of Year When The Ghost Of Jesus Rises Up From The Grave And We Must All Sing Christmas Carols To Lull Him Back To Sleep.

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Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the
grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

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FAMILY HAUNTED BY GHOST OF CHRISTMAS TURKEY
I must say, when the doorman where I live puts up the Christmas tree in the lobby, he has the same friendly smile for those who have remembered him at Christmas and those who have not.
Except that when he trims the tree, if you have not, there you are on the tree, hanging in effigy....
Let's all get together and sing pumpkin carols.
Christmas eve comes one time a year. I'm glad I'm not christmas eve.
Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
Merry Christmas to all from the feline furrie
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!
Happy New Year!: Mary Christma
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!