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• The Lord descended from above And bow'd the heavens high
  And underneath his feet he cast The darkness of the sky....
• The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you anymore" The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside.
  He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young But I've seen more battles lost than I have battles won And I have this intuition that it's all for your fun And now will you tell me why?...
• A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes.
  So intent is he on the cocaine in his hand he completely misses a turn and his car plunges over the five-hundred-foot cliff to be smashed into pieces at the bottom....
• As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he as a soldier.
  Other than that, he's a great military man, I want you to know that....
• I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.
  We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers....
• Now let us sing, Long live the king! And Gilpin, Long live he!
  And when he next doth ride abroad, May I be there to see!...
• I take the world to be but as a stage, Where net-maskt men do play their personage.
  -- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Dialogue between Heraclitus and Democritu...
• NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?
  Everything he says is wrong. GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right....
• NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?
  Everything he says is wrong. GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right....