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NAPOLEON: What Shall We Do With This Soldier, Guiseppe?
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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?
Everything he says is wrong.
GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency,
and then everything he says will be right.
-- G.B. Shaw
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