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Liberty Comes Out Of Boxes -- Ballot, Jury, Soap, And AMMO!
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Liberty comes out of boxes -- Ballot, Jury, Soap, and AMMO!
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Soap, Ballot, Jury & Cartridge. -- The Four Boxes of Freedom
We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.
Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo.
Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?...
A weapon that comes down as still As snowflakes fall upon the sod
But executes a freeman's will, As lightning does the will of God...
Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer Simpso...
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...