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Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races.
-- Homer Simpson
Related:
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me...
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby...