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• Lie: The baby looks just like you.
• You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
• What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?
  And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lie down and go to sleep....
• Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.
  -- Harper Lee...
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
  .. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
• I know you all have very innocent minds, but occasionally a word should be allowed to wander through before reaching the paper.
• Learn young about hard work and manners--and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it.
  -- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
• The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night.
  -- Bismark's Law...