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• Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! KIRCHENBAUM
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! -- Bill Kirchenbaum, comedia
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!" - Bill Kirchenbaum, comedia
• A monk sat with his three students. He took out his fan and placed it in front of him, saying, "Without calling it a fan, tell me what this is.
  The first said, "You couldn't call it a slop-bucket....
• Some professors asked a monk to lecture to them on spiritual matters.
  The monk ascended a podium, struck it once with his stick, and descended....
• You never have to worry about contradictions when you stick to the facts.
• A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
  Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone....
• Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!