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What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't Work? A Stick!" - Bill Kirchenbaum, Comedia
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"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!"
- Bill Kirchenbaum, comedian -
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick!" - Bill Kirchenbaum, comedia
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! KIRCHENBAUM
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
A monk, taking a bamboo stick, said to the people, "If you call this a stick, you fall into the trap of words, but if you do not call it a stick, you contradict facts.
So what do you call it?" At that time a monk in the assembly came forth....
What do they call a comedian who doesn't get any laughs? A philosopher. -- Phil Procto
Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
-- Bill Maher, comedian and commentator, 1995...
What do you call the WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A failure....
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay Leno...