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• Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questio
  and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends....
• Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questio
  and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends....
• Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
• The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends meet.
  And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is actually going on....
• I was going to include an ethnic slur in here, but I couldn't figure out how to get you into this file.
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it.
• The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink?
  [everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure of speech....
• An abstract term is like a valise with a false bottom, you may put in it what ideas you please, and take them out again, without being observed.