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• Enjoy life; you could have been a barnacle.
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• Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
  Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...
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• Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
  -- John Steinbeck...
• Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
  -- John Steinbeck...
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