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• I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
  Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
• Life is like eating grapefruit. First you have to break through the ski
  hen it takes a couple of bites to get used to the taste, and just as you begin to enjoy it, it squirts you in the eye....
• Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?" -Leela "Well, sure, but not in our dreams.
  Only on TV and radio...and in magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky....
• Fry: That clover helped my rat-fink brother steal my dream of going into space.
  Now I'll never get there. Leela: You went there this morning for donuts....
• This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
  Heh heh." -Fry "I don't get it." -Leela "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all....
• Khan: "Captain, we are waiting. What is the delay?
  Terrell: "All is well, sir. You...you have the coordinates to beam up Genesis....
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type." -Leela