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Life On Other Planets Is Extinct Because Their Scientists Are More Advanced Than Ours.
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Life on other planets is extinct because their scientists are more
advanced than ours.
Related:
Life On Other Planets" by Edie Foanhoam -- Booktip of the month
Planets are smarter than astronomers because planets can solve the three-body problem.
The other planets are laughing at us.
Life is to the universe as rust is to iron. We are
in the final judgement (on a planetary scale, certainly), nothing more than an advanced form of corrosion, just one more way for the universe to wear itself out a little faster....
The saying of old Antigonus, who when he was to fight at Andros, and one told him, "The enemy's ships are more than ours," replied, "For how many then wilt thou reckon me?
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Pelopida...
After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family....
Other people's things are more pleasing to us and ours to other people. -- Publilus Syru
I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
-- Willa Cathe...
There is nothing holier, in this life of ours, than the first consciousness of love - the first fluttering of its silken wings.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow...