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Like Doom? I've got some Beachfront property in Holland for you.
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Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
It looks like the Temple of Doom!
I HATE DOOM, DOOM II IS AN OPTION BUT!!
To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
Daniel Webster struck me much like a steam-engine in trousers.
-- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- Lady Holland's Memoir, Vol. i, p. 267...
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
...I got the blackbelt, you got the gun let's team up tonight, and have some fun...
With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....