Related:

• Notice: The individual who dove in to save the revenue collector from the city park pool wishes to remain anonymous.
  As a matter of fact, so does the chap who pushed the collecter into the pond....
• Beverly: "If I remember correctly, the last time you graced my Sickbay, you were diving off the Cliffs of Heaven on Sumico IV, Holodeck Program Forty-Seven C.
  Kristin: "Same thing, only that time I flattened out when I should've tucked....
• It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
  -- real standing law in California, United States of America...
• A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion.
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• Claitown University needs both affordable housing for its students and a way to fund the building of such housing.
  The best solution to this problem is to commission a famous architect known for experimental and futuristic buildings....
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of the Maple City newspaper.
  "Twenty years ago Pine City established strict laws designed to limit the number of new buildings that could be constructed in the city....