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AMS: Add Memory to System
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Insufficient memory: add 4 megs and retry
Memory allocation error: Reboot System!
ot enough memory, go get system upgrade
A project always expands to fill your system's available memory.
Cache: A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there.
This language was also developed in California, but is now widely used in Washington D.
C. It is the current subset of the international bureaucratic language known as DOUBLESPEAK....
Ok, how long will it take? For each manager involved in initial meetings add one month.
For each manager who says data flow analysis add another month....
Add a feature... Add a bug...