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• A sepulchral voice reverberating through the cave, says, "Cave closing soon.
  All adventurers exit immediately through main office....
• There's a trick to the Graceful Exit. It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage, a relationship is over -- and to let go.
  It means leaving what's over without denying its validity or its past importance in our lives....
• Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
  Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us....
• Please be sure to exit before leaving. -- Jack Trege
• April 26 -- Jack Kemp announces that he is running for president, pledging that, if elected, he will deepen his voice.
  -- Dave Barry "Year in Review for 1987...
• The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
  -- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
• This is a recorded announcement, as I'm afraid we're all out at the moment.
  The commercial council of Magrathea thanks you for you esteemed visit, but regrets that the entire planet is temporarily closed for business....
• Please leave deposit in appropriate bank...
• Brockman: Kent Brockman, at the now-closed Duff bottling plant, where a mysterious person in black keeps a solitary vigil.
  [Barney, the mysterious person, lays a flower down beside the plant and belches] -- "Homer vs....