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• Good teachers, said a bank, should be rewarded. With that in mind, the bank ask various educational officers to submit names for a check for $
  l000.00 and a "plague." With a bank giving good teachers a "plague," it is easy to see why they are so few in number....
• You know you're in a small town when... You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
  You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year....
• war dialer n. A cracking tool, a program that calls a given list or range of phone numbers and records those which answer with handshake tones (and so might be entry points to computer or telecommunications systems).
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• Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
• Now, if my bank gave *Video* Toasters with each new account . . .
• Please type your Bank PIN number in your reply again.
• If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.
• ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Alliance, n.: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...