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Live So That Your Friends Can Defend You But Never Have To. -- Arnold H.
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Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
-- Arnold H. Glasgow
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Live all you can; it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life.
If you haven't had that, what have you had? -- Henry Jame...
You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose unless you have really *chunky* friends.
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"?
Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!...
I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.
-- Voltaire (1694-1778)...
Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live. Homer: Twenty-four hours!
Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long....