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Dr. H: You Have Twenty-four Hours To Live. Homer: Twenty-four Hours!
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Dr. H: You have twenty-four hours to live.
Homer: Twenty-four hours!
Dr. H: Well, twenty-two. I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long.
-- Homer learns he's going to die, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"
Related:
Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
I'm alive! From this day forward, I vow to live life to its fullest!
-- Homer realizes he's not dead after all, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
-- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
.. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...