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• Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. -- Candice Berge
• Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. -- Woody Alle
• Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
  -- John Denver, Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio...
• Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
  -- John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio...
• Get a life! -- Saturday Night Live
• SMILEY _______ student EEG on Saturday nigh
• Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. -- Jon Lithgow on "Saturday Night Live