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• Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
  -- John Denver, Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio...
• Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
  -- John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio...
• It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson.
  Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon. -- Jackie Verno...
• Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. -- Jon Lithgow on "Saturday Night Live
• Lisa: All right! It's time for ABC's "TGIF" lineup!
  Bart: Lis, when you get a little older, you'll learn that Friday is just another day between NBC's "Must See Thursday" and CBS' " Saturday night craporama....
• An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
  -- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live...
• Get a life! -- Saturday Night Live
• SMILEY _______ student EEG on Saturday nigh