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• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience
  like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it....
• LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.
  This disease, like _caries_ and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditio...
• There's more to living than not dying.
• One woman can make you fly like an eagle. Another can give you the strength of a lion.
  But only one in a cycle of lives can fill you with gladness and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy....
• The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying. -- Paul C. Roud
• WISDOM: "Travelling unarmed is like boating without a life jacke
• If something's not worth dying for, it's not worth living for.
• With friends like these, who need hallucinations? -- Buddy, Night Cou
• Cerebus: I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
  Jaka: Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ....