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• I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.
• Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!
  and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it....
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• And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
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