Yo Momma So Ugly Just After She Was Born, Her Mother Said "What A Treasure!

Yo Momma So Ugly Just After She Was Born, Her Mother Said "What A Treasure!

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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