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Long Experience Has Taught Me That In America, No One Goes To The Theater To Watch A Movie Unless They Are In The Final Stages Of Bronchitis.
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Long experience has taught me that in America, no one goes to the theater
to watch a movie unless they are in the final stages of bronchitis.
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I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
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-- real standing law in Indiana, United States of America...
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