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• A stage? No, this is not a stage.
• When you go into the professional world, at a stock theater somewhere, backstage you will meet an older actor--someone who has been around awhile.
  He will tell you tales and anecdotes about life in the theater....
• A Teenager is someone who gets excited when they discover that the phone call was for them, but this stage of life doesn't last very long.
• Has no upper stage.
• There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver.
  In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees....
• The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. -- Norman Brenne
• Beer nuts: The dreaded final stage of cotton balls.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• OPERA For centuries now, Opera has been the foremost method of humiliation available to the security forces.
  It began in the late 1600s, when peasant rebels were made to dress up as ridiculously fat people and get up on wooden planks in front of hundreds of their peers and shout the same things over and over and over, to a musical accompaniment....