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• Wrong number? No sweat, I was going to pick up the phone anyway.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now.
  Maybe you should leave a message or call me back later....
• I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
  Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
• All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
  ) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal. Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.
  -- Answering machine madness - machine theme...
• You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now.
  At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone....
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....