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• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox...
• I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said, "Okay.
  But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a bath in a month....
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him.
  The square kicks some cats are on stay with them...
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
  The square kicks some cats are on stay with them...