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• Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?
• Look, I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month.
  I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis....
• And I raise my head and stare into the eyes of a stranger.
• But Beeblebrox you know, he is one of my most profitable clients.
  He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts....
• Life is wasted on the living. - Zaphod Beeblebrox IV
• Marge: Well, leave it to good ol' Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.
  Homer: [snort] Mary Bailey. Well, if I was governor, I'd sure find better things to do with my time....
• Give me a look, give me a face, That makes simplicity a grace
  Robes loosely flowing, hair as free,-- Such sweet neglect more taketh me Than all the adulteries of a...