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Looking For A Little Excitement? Well, You Can Get A Really Big Charge Out Of Using Your Credit Card Just A Time Or Two Too Often.
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Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out
of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
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My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration.
I'll get back to you pending credit approval....
mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.
mumble interj. 1. Said when the correct response is too complicated to enunciate, or the speaker has not thought it out.
Often prefaces a longer answer, or indicates a general reluctance to get into a long discussion....
Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash!...
When standing in the middle of a pasture, if the bull starts to charge, know that your credit card will be of absolutely no help whatsoever.
Talk about excitement. If you really want to have excitement in your life, try raising rabbits.
Every day is a hare raising event! (I think it is time for an apology, sorry, really sorry about this one!...
Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
Hacker's Guide To Cooking: 2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't really come from Philadelphia after all
anyway, about 16 oz.) 1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty strong so this part you *GOTTA* measure) 1/4 cup sugar (but honey works fine too) 8 oz....
Hi, this is Jim. Welcome to my Fun Phone Line, where you can talk to my answering machine for only $
0.95 per minute! Please leave your credit card number at the tone....