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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Bart: Hey, Lis! Guess who's got a genuine Itchy and Scratchy animation cel?
  Lisa: Oh! That is so cool! That is so exciting! That is so -- [Bart pulls it out] -- crappy....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
  Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you could do it....
• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....