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Lord Have Mercy On The People In England For The Terrible Food These People Must Eat.
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Lord have mercy on the people in England for the terrible food
these people must eat. And Lord have mercy on the fate of this
movie and God bless the mind of the man in the street.
-- Strictly Genteel, Frank Zappa
Related:
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
Priest: "May the Lord have mercy on your soul." Verdoux
Why not? After all, it belongs to Him." -- Charles Chaplin, "Monsieur Verdoux...
And what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?
A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
Why not? After all, it belongs to him." (In response to the priest, who was attending him on his deathbed, and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
~~ Charly Chaplin, d. 1977...
And lovelier things have mercy shown To every failing but their ow
And every woe a tear can claim, Except an erring sister's shame....
Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
She said she had so many young 'uns she'd run out of names--to call her husband. -- Minnie Pearl...
Mercy!