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Priest: "May the Lord have mercy on your soul."
Verdoux: "Why not? After all, it belongs to Him."
-- Charles Chaplin, "Monsieur Verdoux"
Related:
Why not? After all, it belongs to him." (In response to the priest, who was attending him on his deathbed, and said "May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
~~ Charly Chaplin, d. 1977...
May god have mercy on your soul. He didn't have it on your face.
Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
All his successors gone before him have done 't; and all his ancestors that come after him may.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act i, Sc. 1...
Dan Quayle may not have been wanted by his parents, who kept asking him, after he was born, why he was not more like Gertrude.
Gertrude died at birth....
Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation. -- Lord Thomas Dewa
In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?
Flossy. That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?...
May the Lord open your eyes and heart so that you may understand him more clearer.
-- Patrick Harubin, pgh@cs.duke.edu, soc.religion.islam...