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• Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble, When you're perfect in ev-er-y way, I cain't wait to look iin the mirror, I git better lookin' each day.
  To know me is to love me, I must be a haaiil of a man, Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble, But Ah'm doin' the best that Ah cain....
• It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
• When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble. --Muhammad Ali
• I can't be humble -- it's just not honest.
• Lord M. What religion is he of? Lord Sp. Why, he is an Anythingarian.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• The world is a powder keg, and I but a humble flame.
• No one can make you feel more humble than the repairman who discovers you've been trying to fix it yourself.
• It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!