Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble,
When you're perfect in ev-er-y way,
I cain't wait to look iin the mirror,
I git better lookin' each day.
To know me is to love me,
I must be a haaiil of a man,
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble,
But Ah'm doin' the best that Ah cain.
-- The Muppet Show