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Love Is Blind. And When You Get Married You Get Your Eyesight Back.
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Love is blind. And when you get married you get your eyesight back.
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Come back when you get some pubes.
You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
Love is so much better when you are not married.
You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
At the tagline, leave your number. We'll get back to you.
Make love, not war; get married and do both!
You wouldn't want to meet the person of your dreams in a bar.
'Cause when you get married and your little boy says, "Dad, what was it like when you first met Mom?...
Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
And when do you expect to get married?" "Oh, right away, sport, right away, you know!
I 'aven't 'ad it for weeks!" -- Monty Pytho...